| The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 22% antitolerant, and 28% blindly patriotic |
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values
and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind
Patriotism ("patriotism" for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country.
One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is
that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism.
Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took
this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the
doubt.
Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the
beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was
brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible
you could be one of them, depending on your age.
Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi. |  |
My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: | You scored higher than 15% on brainwashworthy | | You scored higher than 28% on antitolerant | | You scored higher than 34% on patriotic |
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The Deviant Geek
You answered 83% of the questions as a geek truly would. |
You're a geek and you know it. You've got all sorts of fringe hobbies
and socially unacceptable tendencies. Chances are, whenever possible,
you hate to be grouped with other people and sometimes go out of your
way just to be different.
You're smart too. You're more willing to depend on your own
brainpower to solve problems, instead of relying on others to pull you
through life. You probably read a lot, and generally enjoy learning new
things.
So what's it all mean? You may be considered by some to be
uncool, but you probably don't care either. In social situations you
may be either slightly passive or slightly loud (geeks always fall into
the extremes).
In a nutshell, you answered enough questions correctly supporting a
geek philosophy to be considered a more potent geek than 60% of the
population. |  |
My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: | You scored higher than 84% on geekness |
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the Wit
(60% dark, 26% spontaneous, 16% vulgar) | your humor style:
CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK
You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're
probably an intellectual, but don't take that to mean you're
pretentious. You realize 'dumb' can be witty--after all isn't that the
Simpsons' philosophy?--but rudeness for its own sake, 'gross-out' humor
and most other things found in a fraternity leave you totally flat.
I
guess you just have a more cerebral approach than most. You have the
perfect mindset for a joke writer or staff writer. Your sense of humor
takes the most effort to appreciate, but it's also the best, in my
opinion.
Also, you probably loved the Office. If you don't know what I'm
talking about, check it out here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice/.
PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Jon Stewart - Woody Allen - Ricky Gervais |  |
My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: | You scored higher than 50% on dark | | You scored higher than 0% on spontaneous | | You scored higher than 0% on vulgar |
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Breast Master
You scored 100 boobness! | | If there was a profession for this....you would be RICH!!! |  |
My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: | You scored higher than 66% on boobness |
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Pretty fucked
13 is your Fuckedness Number! Crazy! |
You're pretty fucked for the next four years. Why? I don't know, maybe
it's because you're actually smart and have real actual morals, and not
just the fake Christian kind. Maybe you're a minority. Whatever the
reason, you've got fairly high levels of fuckedness. Prepare yourself.
It's gonna be a rough 4 years. | | |
My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: | You scored higher than 89% on Fuckedness |
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The Androgenous Hero
Your score is 78! |
Well, if society only progressed with you, wouldn't this be a nice
place to live. Go on wearing what you like and encouraging others to do
so. Work and play with flexibility. You are great! | | |
My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: | You scored higher than 48% on andropoints |
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Intellectual Inferno
You have an intellectual sexiness factor of 81! |
Who am I to give you advice? You already know everything you need to
know, and if there's something you don't know, you're eager to check it
out. You are among the few special minds in the world that are truly
free, totally creative, and absolutely sexy. The downside is, it's hard
to find partners who can keep up with your quick, vigorously sexy mind.
You often find yourself bored with anything less than exciting sex, and
only those who equal your intellect, your openess, and your creativity
can provide that excitment. You're an avid reader, a deep thinking, and
a sexually liberated person. You enjoy learning for its own sake just
as much as you enjoy sex for pleasure's own sake.
Your partner, if he or she is able to keep up with you, is extremely
lucky to have you. |  |
My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: | You scored higher than 81% on sexiness |
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Baha'i
You scored 25 Angst, 37 Weirdness, and 45 Freedom! | | As
religious sects go, the Baha'i are very benign. They believe that all
of the main prophets of the major world religions were sent by the same
God, and that their prophet, Baha'u'llah, was only the most recent.
Members of this faith promote racial harmony, ecumenicalism, and world
peace. Their desire for harmony means that they abhore debate, however,
and questioning doctrine is generally frowned upon.
http://www.bahai.org/ |  |
My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: | You scored higher than 13% on Angst | | You scored higher than 43% on Weirdness | | You scored higher than 16% on Freedom |
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| Your
Ultimate Roleplaying Purity Score | | Category | Your Score | Average | | Hacklust | 28.3%
Has conversations in between massacres | 53.5% | | Sensitive Roleplaying | 49.37%
"But what's my motivation for this scene?" | 54.4% | | GM Experience | 33.33%
Closer to a novel than to a campaign | 69.4% | | Systems Knowledge | 38.98%
Owns the libraries of Alexandria and Carcosa | 90.3% | | Livin' La Vida Dorka | 42.53%
Has interesting conversations in public | 63% | You are 35.88% pure
Average Score: 68.7% | | | | comments: Leave a comment |
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You Are a New School Democrat |
You like partying and politics - and are likely to be young and affluent.
You're less religious, traditional, and uptight than most Democrats.
Smoking pot, homosexuality, and gambling are all okay in your book.
You prefer that the government help people take care of themselves.
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That's about right
 | You scored as Arwen. You're Arwen Evenstar! This elven princess may not get in on too much action, but she's always optimistic and hopeful for the future. She does what she can to help her love, Aragorn, who is off fighting, and is always supportive of him.
"I would rather spend one lifetime with you than face all the ages of this world alone."
Arwen | | 88% | Samwise | | 81% | Eowyn | | 81% | Gandalf | | 75% | Frodo | | 50% | Aragorn | | 44% | Gollum | | 44% | Pippin | | 38% | Faramir | | 25% | </td>
Which LOTR character are you?
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URGH.
You are 27% Taurus
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You Are Socks! |
Cozy and warm... but easily lost.
You make a good puppet.
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You Are From Venus |
You love all forms of beauty. You love dressing up and anything luxurious.
A social butterfly, you're incredibly popular and a great host.
You're known for your fairness and affection. And as a frind to all.
Careful though! You're desire to please may make you too willing to conform.
Be yourself. Focus on what matters to you. You'll be all the more popular for it.
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You Are 27 Years Old |
27
Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe.
13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.
20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.
30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more!
40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax.
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You Have A Type B+ Personality |
B+
You're a pro at going with the flow
You love to kick back and take in everything life has to offer
A total joy to be around, people crave your stability.
While you're totally laid back, you can have bouts of hyperactivity.
Get into a project you love, and you won't stop until it's done
You're passionate - just selective about your passions |
You Should Be a Girl Scout for Halloween! |
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Your Element Is Air |
You dislike conflict, and you've been able to rise above the angst of the world.
And when things don't go your way, you know they'll blow over quickly.
Easygoing, you tend to find joy from the simple things in life.
You roll with the punches, and as a result, your life is light and cheerful.
You find it easy to adapt to most situations, and you're an open person.
With you, what you see is what you get... and people love that!
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Your Dominant Intelligence is Logical-Mathematical Intelligence |
You are great at finding patterns and relationships between things.
Always curious about how things work, you love to set up experiments.
You need for the world to make sense - and are good at making sense of it.
You have a head for numbers and math ... and you can solve almost any logic puzzle.
You would make a great scientist, engineer, computer programmer, researcher, accountant, or mathematician.
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 | You scored as Transformers. It's a car! It's a bus! It's a McDonald's! Well, kinda. . but who wants to choose just one novelty when you can have 50 in 1?
Smurf | | 33% | Strawberry Shortcake | | 33% | Transformers | | 33% | Thundercats | | 25% | Heman | | 17% | Voltron | | 8% | Shera | | 0% | </td>
Which 1980's Cartoon Character are you?
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 | You scored as A Jock. You're a man's man. You get hot, sweaty contact with other men in public and it doesn't freak out straights. However, you cuddle your football more than your boyfriend.
A Jock | | 65% | An AberHollisterAE Gay or Fratmo | | 45% | A Closet Case | | 45% | A MetroHomoSexual | | 40% | Normal, Boring and Gay | | 30% | </td>
What Kind of Gay Man Are You?
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 | You scored as United States. The world’s your fucking oyster and you’re going to fucking eat it the way you fucking want when you fucking want it and whoever gets in your way can go to fucking hell.
United States | | 85% | Canada | | 65% | Great Britain | | 30% | France | | 25% | Kyrgyzstan | | 15% | </td>
What country are you?
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 | You scored as A Too Silly Faerie. Well you had to be silly to take this test hadn't you :-P You love a good laugh and playing pranks on others and take jokes very well. You love all things wacky and random and are always up for a laugh. But be careful, not everyone has such a light-hearted view of life and may get the wrong idea of something you say.
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A Too Silly Faerie | | 100% | A Too Sweet Faerie | | 95% | A Too Depressed Faerie | | 70% | A Too Lazy Faerie | | 65% | A Too Astral Faerie | | 60% | A Too Evil Faerie | | 55% | A Too Kinky Faerie | | 50% | A Too Sporty Faerie | | 30% | A Too Serious Faerie | | 25% | </td>
Which Dysfunctional Faerie are You?
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 | You scored as Pissed at the World Cat. And here we have the next serial killer. Try having some cotton candy, it'll make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside, Psycho.
Pissed at the World Cat | | 100% | Derranged Cat | | 100% | Couch Potato Cat | | 92% | Drunk Cat | | 67% | Love Machine Cat | | 67% | Ninja Cat | | 58% | Nerd Cat | | 17% | </td>
Which Absurd Cat are you?
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 | You scored as Remus Lupin. You are a wise and caring wizard and a good, loyal friend to boot. However sometimes in an effort to be liked by others you can let things slide by, which ordinarily you would protest about.
Remus Lupin | | 100% | Hermione Granger | | 80% | Sirius Black | | 80% | Harry Potter | | 75% | Severus Snape | | 75% | Ron Weasley | | 70% | Albus Dumbledore | | 70% | Ginny Weasley | | 65% | Draco Malfoy | | 50% | Lord Voldemort | | 40% | </td>
Your Harry Potter Alter Ego Is...?
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| You scored as Unipolar Depression. Congraulations! You are depressed! You know just how it feels to bear all the world's burdens, and the value of a 19-hour night's sleep. And you really hate that circle-guy thing on your Zoloft pill packets.
Unipolar Depression | | 58% | Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder | | 42% | Antisocial Personality Disorder | | 42% | Borderline Personality Disorder | | 25% | Eating Disorders | | 17% | Schizophrenia | | 17% | </td>
Which mental disorder do you have?
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You Are a Seeker Soul |
You are on a quest for knowledge and life challenges.
You love to be curious and ask a ton of questions.
Since you know so much, you make for an interesting conversationalist.
Mentally alert, you can outwit almost anyone (and have fun doing it!).
Very introspective, you can be silently critical of others.
And your quiet nature makes it difficult for people to get to know you.
You see yourself as a philosopher, and you take everything philosophically.
Your main talent is expressing and communicating ideas.
Souls you are most compatible with: Hunter Soul and Visionary Soul
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| I am a Nerd King God. Go fig. But fortunately Morgan still outscores me by 1 point. Woot!
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| Okay. Everyone else has filled out this quiz thingie for other people. So now you can do me. And not just in bed!
01. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
02. Am I lovable?
03. How long have you known me?
04. When and where did we first meet?
05. What was your first impression?
06. Do you still think that way about me now?
07. What do you think my weakness is?
08. Do you think I'll ever get married?
09. What makes me happy?
10. What makes me sad?
11. What reminds you of me?
12. What is my best quality?
13. How well do you think you know me?
14. When's the last time you saw me?
15. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
16. Do you think that I could kill someone?
17. Who would play me in a movie?
18. If I were to be a color, what one would I be?
19. Describe me in one word.
20. Do you think our friendship is getting stronger, weaker, or staying the same?
21. Do you think that I am stubborn?
22. Are you going to put this on your live journal and see what I say about you?
23. Have you ever liked me as more than a friend?
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| What alignment are you?
I'm Chaotic Good. Which is what all my friends in Austin described me as when we assigned good ol' D&D alignments to all of us.
| You scored as Chaotic Good. A Chaotic Good person is someone who has little intrinsic respect for laws or authority, seeing them as insufficient to sustain what's right. These people work according to their own moral compass which, while good, is not necessarily always aligned with that of society. Despite their chaotic tendancies, these people are good at heart.
Chaotic Good | | 80% | True Neutral | | 70% | Neutral Evil | | 65% | Neutral Good | | 55% | Lawful Good | | 45% | Chaotic Neutral | | 45% | Chaotic Evil | | 35% | Lawful Evil | | 30% | Lawful Neutral | | 15% | </td>
What is your Alignment?
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| So I got a LJ account so that I can post to Sara's LJ while she's in China. Whoot!
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